Talk:Demon King/@comment-30928950-20180604233000

I can't express how much I want the Demon King to have a baggy-pathetic-old-pitiful-cliche form... like  a literal old man

just imagine it bein like "Hey there bastard who literally fucked up my life, this is my best friend here and we wanna leave so get the fuck away"

"O it's my wayward son... tf y u no dinosaur... and the hell is that on ur back... ur weak as shit the fuck u bringing to the table... I-I could like defeat both of u by movin meh pinkie toe"

"We like the favorite dynamic duo in the series man... we no gonna die... lemme go back so I can get laid with meh woman"

then the god damn god starts coughin an wheezin and then he just starts shrinkin into this old man form with a cane... there has to be a cane... and starts waving it around in both of there faces

"i told u no fuckin goddesses... that was like 1 rule... and u go against the 1 rule and kill meh side hoes... not cool man... and I'm like the antagonist so go fuck urself"

"but-but dad"

"sorry to interrupt this... odd reunion but I also wanna go back and get laid"

"shut it ban"

"shut it homo"

"o ok"